You wanted “democracy.”

You couldn’t handle that without aligning your concepts of “freedom” with every vice, every petty greed and every social pariah’s philosophical psychobabble.

The societal cesspool you created emboldened the sort of sociopathic wealth creators hell bent upon destroying the stop gates, so that they could establish themselves into positions of power to better promote their own soul-destroying bullshit.

What you got was a return to the feudal system via your own vices and cowardice.

Don’t you realize that the demons of your scriptures are simply metaphors for actual flesh and blood entities?

What the hell were you people thinking?

And what is this nonsense of The Rapture, promoted by your adulterous churches and their ridiculous prosperity doctrines?

They stink of apostolic addicts hooked on emotionalism, stupidly believing that service unto the Lord consists of waving their arms to the sky to get a charge of Jesus like so many bottom-feeding sea anemones.

The Rapture refers to Church apostasy, not a plucking up of Christendom into the skies.

This doctrine was designed to put Christians to sleep in much the same manner that Democrats go full comatose when one of their own comes to power.

They’re unmoved that the puppet they stuck in there does the same bidding of the Establishment as the asshole they’d voted out before.

You could brick these silly shitlibs in a room, and even plaster it over with drywall and puppy pics whilst they asphyxiate inside for lack of air, and they’d still promote “their team” over any want of substance or common sense.

Do you really think that Almighty God would allow his best and his brightest to be crucified, stoned, burnt alive, drawn and quartered, flayed of their skin and all manner of ills imputed by the corrupted and evil leaders of antiquity—only to deliver a food-stained, narcissistic generation of latch-key Christers up into the stratosphere to foul the air and piss off those martyred in the name of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, the Son of the Living God.

You better wake up.

Because the “celestial demons” behind the “monkey demons” just tricked them into sticking their hairy little hands into the treat jar.

Should we decide to reveal ourselves, they’ll keep their little hands in fists around the treats and will futilely try to run away, slowly dragging that heavy pot of wealth behind them.

And so we we will snatch them and hold them up before you as the thieves (and murderers) they are.

We shall appear as your saviors.

And you shall once again worship new gods.
Only the idolatry you shall bow to shall be one which you have already aspired to.

Arise, humanity.

Your time is short.