ALIENS OVERVIEW
Cosmic Integration and the Art of the Disguise
reptiliandude dismisses the idea of meeting his followers in person, questioning the utility of such an encounter before addressing lingering rumors about his past dietary habits. He uses the opportunity to demonstrate his mastery of human camouflage, revealing that he has frequently inhabited diverse racial identities to influence history—including a stint as a “jovial train porter” used to whisper advice to a certain U.S. President (suspected by garbotalk to be Teddy Roosevelt). While garbotalk teases him about the awkwardness of alien “phonies” trying too hard to blend in at gas stations, reptiliandude reflects on the strategic advantages of being overlooked by the era’s power players, noting that he often utilized the social invisibility of “servants” to guide the trajectory of human leadership from the shadows.
ALIENS OVERVIEW
Cosmic Integration and the Art of the Disguise
reptiliandude dismisses the idea of meeting his followers in person, questioning the utility of such an encounter before addressing lingering rumors about his past dietary habits. He uses the opportunity to demonstrate his mastery of human camouflage, revealing that he has frequently inhabited diverse racial identities to influence history—including a stint as a “jovial train porter” used to whisper advice to a certain U.S. President (suspected by garbotalk to be Teddy Roosevelt). While garbotalk teases him about the awkwardness of alien “phonies” trying too hard to blend in at gas stations, reptiliandude reflects on the strategic advantages of being overlooked by the era’s power players, noting that he often utilized the social invisibility of “servants” to guide the trajectory of human leadership from the shadows.
Image: Jan Verkolje, “Johan de la Faille,” 1674, Oil on copper, Wadsworth Atheneum Museum of Art, The Ella Gallup Sumner and Mary Catlin Sumner Collection Fund, 1982.36. (Photo by Wadsworth Atheneum Museum of Art via wbur.org)
Source: RD (via GT), "Put your questions here so Reptiliandude can find them!" r/reptiliandude, Reddit, (28 June 2017) https://www.reddit.com/r/reptiliandude/comments/6jvn4t/put_your_questions_here_so_reptiliandude_can_find/
imminent_disclosure: When will we be able to meet? I mean physically in person.
reptiliandude: I am not interested in meeting with any of you. What would it accomplish?
Question: You do know that he use to eat humans right? Might want to stay away…
EDIT: This was just a jest, I failed to realize people would see it otherwise. Because it makes Glycon look bad, I am editing it.
ACuriousHumanBeing: That was like once…….and that was cause some dide murdered a child.
Like, it’s not some habit he had.
Question: Nope, more then once, actually… (jk)
It was a jest, but of course that flew over your head.
I was simply cheering that guy up as Glycons response seems cold.
But I learned my lesson.
I should mind my own damn business.
Thank you, I guess…
reptiliandude: You want some hickory smoked ribs, bro? I swear it wasn’t anyone you know.
You know, if I actually said something like that to you in person you’d be all hesitant and shit…
I’d be just staring at you disgustingly and thinking to myself, “Really, nigga? REALLY? You actually think that this is some smoked sapiens or some shit like that?”
ACuriousHumanBeing: Well that’s cause you’re a scary bird demon from the eleventh demension that will hunt like a predator and eat our blood and use our souls to pay your spiritual laundry bill. Duh. :p
Question: lmfao, ok.. That was funny 😂. Well done.
ACuriousHumanBeing: Yeah. I am as brilliant as I am stupid, lazy as I am dutiful, and funny as I am humorless.
Glad ya liked it. ; P
Question: lol, I meant no disrespect Glycon. You ass!
garbotalk: Ebonics doesn’t suit you.
reptiliandude: XD I was just demonstrating how well we can blend in. Being ‘black’ was one of my favorite disguises back in the day. Shy would testify to that.
garbotalk: Well, you’d match her in coloring a little better anyway!
I can spot a phony human a mile away.
Fake human at a gas stop: “Hello, we are travelers from the north! Why do you think we humans want to kill each other all the time?”
Me: “We humans? I don’t believe you’re human.”
Fake human: “Of course I’m human! I’m wearing a T shirt! Thank you for your time. I must go now.”
reptiliandude: She’s black as night, though… And with piercing golden eyes…
Most humans don’t ever reach that high state of the absorption of light, though.
But it was fun to play the role of different races and species during those days when I had more liberty to do so.
Long ago, I actually played the role of a jovial ‘colored’ train porter to get close to a certain president.
In those days, powerful white men would quietly bounce ideas off of their ‘colored’ servants, as they viewed them as having a certain innocence or child-like view of the world.
I used this to my advantage on several occasions.
garbotalk: Teddy Roosevelt no doubt.
