THE ASSEMBLY
The Prodigal Species: The 1,000-Year Catch-Up, The Star Cannon, and the Post-Liberation Schism
In this striking projection of humanity’s future, reptiliandude outlines a temporary “joyride” orchestrated by the Assembly, where Earth will be moved under different stars for a millennium to help humanity clear planetary contagions and catch up to advanced galactic standards. However, due to inherent primate shortsightedness, future human generations will forget the current era of Consortium interference, reject Assembly advice, and plunge into a bloody civil war between pro-Assembly and anti-Assembly factions. The Assembly will allow this conflict to run its course before permanently dividing the species: the peaceful, pro-Assembly faction will be relocated to colonize a distant realm, while the independent, “prodigal” faction will inherit Earth and be left to build a massive “star cannon” for interstellar travel. Connecting these dots, garbotalk deduces that the predatory aliens currently exploiting Earth are actually the aggressive “prodigal sons” of other worlds who previously rejected the Assembly to build their own star cannons—a theory that reptiliandude cryptically validates using a numerical dot sequence representing the digits of pi ($3.14159$).
THE ASSEMBLY
The Prodigal Species: The 1,000-Year Catch-Up, The Star Cannon, and the Post-Liberation Schism
In this striking projection of humanity’s future, reptiliandude outlines a temporary “joyride” orchestrated by the Assembly, where Earth will be moved under different stars for a millennium to help humanity clear planetary contagions and catch up to advanced galactic standards. However, due to inherent primate shortsightedness, future human generations will forget the current era of Consortium interference, reject Assembly advice, and plunge into a bloody civil war between pro-Assembly and anti-Assembly factions. The Assembly will allow this conflict to run its course before permanently dividing the species: the peaceful, pro-Assembly faction will be relocated to colonize a distant realm, while the independent, “prodigal” faction will inherit Earth and be left to build a massive “star cannon” for interstellar travel. Connecting these dots, garbotalk deduces that the predatory aliens currently exploiting Earth are actually the aggressive “prodigal sons” of other worlds who previously rejected the Assembly to build their own star cannons—a theory that reptiliandude cryptically validates using a numerical dot sequence representing the digits of pi ($3.14159$).
Image: The Prodigal Son (The Parables of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ), print, after Sir John Everett Millais, engraved and printed by Dalziel Brothers (Photo by The Met via Wikimedia Commons)
Source: RD (transcribed by GT), "Summary of What Humanity Needs To Do To Be Free And Join The Rest Of The Universe According To Reptiliandude" r/reptiliandude, Reddit, (20 March 2017) https://www.reddit.com/r/reptiliandude/comments/60ibo1/summary_of_what_humanity_needs_to_do_to_be_free/
Reptiliandude: It’s not that you’re not meant to communicate with us. It’s that you weren’t allowed to evolve normally, and they [the Assembly] wouldn’t want us fucking with you while they help you to play “catch up”.
This entire fucked up planet will go for a joyride to other worlds so you can see what the Assembly has done for them. For a few hundred years you’ll unexpectedly wake up under different stars. Because you’re primates, you’ll visit places even my own kind haven’t seen. But, you’ll only be given limited access because of your condition.
After about a thousand years of clearing out contagions and helping you to play catch up so you can actually eat at the adult table, a few assholes from among yourselves will stir up resentment as the generations that followed this one will completely forget, if not outright deny the shit your species is going through now with all the Consortium interference.
Your species will then reject the Assembly’s advice to give yourselves some more time before branching out. This isn’t an absolute thing, it’s just a strong probability based upon primate history, and from what I’ve learned about it.
Your kind are stupid… breathtakingly stupid whenever it comes to appreciating anyone or anything that reaches out to you and provides enough hope and comfort to allow the pain to heal enough to be forgotten.
More than likely, you’ll eventually divide yourselves up into pro-Assembly factions and con-Assembly factions and then willingly divide yourselves after descending into another bloody conflict which the Assembly will step back and allow to run its course before finally stepping in and asking you what you want to do.
Part of humanity will want to stay aligned, the other part will impatiently want to be left to their own inheritance. The species will then be divided, and those who side with the Assembly will be given a place to colonize and evolve in peace among those like-minded to themselves.
You will not know or associate with these as they will be greatly removed from you. The rest of you will remain here and continue to build the massive ‘star cannon’ you will use to travel beyond your realm. Whether you complete it or not will be the first test of your new lives as a liberated species. While this is not written in stone, this is how I see it panning out.
garbotalk: Divide the species into pro and anti Assembly after 1,000 years?! The pro Assembly will be separated to colonize elsewhere in peace while the anti Assembly will be given their inheritance, presumably Earth, to live on their own? And a star cannon will be the first project?
You are revealing a great deal here. The pro and anti Assembly factions remind me of the prodigal son who asked for his inheritance and left his family to strike out alone to seek his fortune.
If this is a standard practice, then those prodigal sons on other worlds who wanted their inheritance, to be independent of the Assembly, and left to build their star cannons are those aliens exploiting us now! They would have to be! No wonder they fear us calling on the Assembly to come to Earth!
They’ve faced the Assembly before and didn’t want to remain with them. They are the ones who didn’t seek peace. They built their star cannons to travel through the mouth of stars (sun spots), and who have conquered younger species, creating harvest planets. And so, they take from us, our blood, bodies and inheritance, because they were not satisfied with their own.
We absolutely need to answer the beacon and invite the Assembly to Earth to fend off these prodigal sons before there is nothing left of us.
Am I on the right track here?
reptiliandude:
… . …. . ….. ………
No comment.
garbotalk: I like pie. It’s nice and round, and reminds me of the circle of life. What goes around, comes around.
This universe is surprising at every turn, and all part of God’s plan.
In a way, it’s letting restless souls work out their angst. That makes perfect sense.
If I were still around, my choice would be the Assembly.
soc-pdox: Was that a no, or a yes, or a no yes no yes noo nooo, or a yes no yes no yess yaaaasss?
garbotalk: 👍
PrinceWizdom: … . …. . ….. ………
If we enter those dots in to, say, a morse cypher (http://www.dcode.fr/morse-code) , we get the following possible answers.
( -.)⇔ (-. ) TTTTT
( .-)⇔ (-. ) �
(- .)⇔ (-. ) EEEEE
(-. )⇔ (-. ) SEHE5�
(. -)⇔ (-. ) �
(.- )⇔ (-. ) OT�T0�
I’m inclined to go with the first one. It means garbo’s 5 statements are true. The rest simply make no sense. I doubt RD would do something without purpose. Of course anyone trying to simply translate the message from morse would get thrown off because they’d get the 4th answer and run behind a false trail. I don’t know, just my two cents.
garbotalk: The dots represent pi, the symbol for the One.
This is an afirmative.
