THE KAYEEN
Deep-Sea Leaks and the Geopolitics of Global Warming
The conversation explores the extraterrestrial motivations behind environmental management, starting with a query about the biological cleanup of the Deepwater Horizon spill. Garbotalk suggests the Ael’Kayeen maintain underwater cities and remediate oil spills to keep their “property” clean while intentionally suppressing fusion energy to keep humanity trapped; however, reptiliandude corrects this, clarifying that their undersea facilities are actually leaking “storage fortifications” rather than cities. He further dismisses the idea that global warming is a terraforming project for more underwater real estate, revealing instead a cynical, profit-driven agenda: the climate is being shifted to melt ice flows, enabling drilling in previously inaccessible regions. This strategic environmental manipulation is designed to shift the global balance of power by opening up new oil wealth, a revelation that leaves users reflecting on the grim intersection of alien interests and terrestrial corporate greed.
THE KAYEEN
Deep-Sea Leaks and the Geopolitics of Global Warming
The conversation explores the extraterrestrial motivations behind environmental management, starting with a query about the biological cleanup of the Deepwater Horizon spill. Garbotalk suggests the Ael’Kayeen maintain underwater cities and remediate oil spills to keep their “property” clean while intentionally suppressing fusion energy to keep humanity trapped; however, reptiliandude corrects this, clarifying that their undersea facilities are actually leaking “storage fortifications” rather than cities. He further dismisses the idea that global warming is a terraforming project for more underwater real estate, revealing instead a cynical, profit-driven agenda: the climate is being shifted to melt ice flows, enabling drilling in previously inaccessible regions. This strategic environmental manipulation is designed to shift the global balance of power by opening up new oil wealth, a revelation that leaves users reflecting on the grim intersection of alien interests and terrestrial corporate greed.
Image: Earth on fire (Photo by Javier Miranda via Unsplash)
Source: RD (via GT), "Put your questions here so Reptiliandude can find them!" r/reptiliandude, Reddit, (28 June 2017) https://www.reddit.com/r/reptiliandude/comments/6jvn4t/put_your_questions_here_so_reptiliandude_can_find/
maxis4fish: I saw this and wanted to ask Glycon if this was alien doing. I know he has said that they have helped in cleaning up issues like this before. I also find it interesting that they usually find the best methods to do things by using life and biology maximizing the potential they already have, and this seems like a great example. https://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/comments/6koky2/much_of_the_deepwater_horizon_oil_spill_has/?st=J4M1R402&sh=39fcb0e3
Edit: I realized he might not be able to answer, especially if another species did help with the cleanup. In that case I’d love to here your thoughts, Garbo my friend.
garbotalk: The Kayeen have many cities under the ocean, and don’t appreciate oil dumped or spilled. They know we are nearly incapable of correcting the spills, and they won’t encourage us toward alternative efficient energy like fusion because it might lead to us answering the beacon. So they handle it. They consider it a cost of doing business on this planet that they consider their property. With the quarantine in place, it’s their only alternative to living in muck.
reptiliandude: I need to correct you on this one, Garbotalk. You’re taking that information from a notoriously unreliable source. The Kayeen don’t have massive ‘cities’ under the oceans. They have mostly storage fortifications beneath the waves. And they leak… a lot. The Kayeen for the most part live on the surface (or close enough to it) just like you do. What facilities do exist beneath the seas are in deep water and are there for reasons which I’m not at liberty to discuss.
maxis4fish: Yep as I figured. I just thought it would be very cool to see Glycon confirm it just after it occurred. I guess we can thank the idiots for one thing. Actually no, I will never appreciate those psychopaths. Hey Glycon, if your listening please tell one of the gangly babies to come fight me, I’ll be waiting.
Question: So is global warming a part of their plans to reduce the population and have more real estate under the water?
reptiliandude: No… It’s designed to shift the balance of power via the wealth obtained through drilling for oil in previously inaccessible locations due to ice flows.
Question: A power shift out of the Middle East into the US. Funny my boyfriend always explained that hypothesis to people and they looked at him like he was crazy. Well we’re all thoroughly fucked, time to start blowing paychecks on prostitutes in Vegas and smoking crack. YeeHaw!
Brotato_Potatonator: I bet Gazprom likes the sound of that.
