RELIGION
The Ark of the Covenant Capacitor
In this brief and humorous exchange, garbotalk questions the whereabouts and true nature of the Ark of the Covenant, wondering if it remains a hidden religious relic in Africa or the Vatican, or if it was actually an Egyptian electrical weapon. Reptiliandude casually confirms the technological theory, reframing the Ark as a “golden piece of equipment” that functioned as a giant capacitor. However, just as he begins to address its current location, he abruptly cuts the tension by “stubbing his toe,” leaving the mystery of the artifact’s physical coordinates unsolved while grounding the high-stakes conspiracy in a moment of relatable, clumsy comedy.
THE RELIGION
The Ark of the Covenant Capacitor
In this brief and humorous exchange, garbotalk questions the whereabouts and true nature of the Ark of the Covenant, wondering if it remains a hidden religious relic in Africa or the Vatican, or if it was actually an Egyptian electrical weapon. Reptiliandude casually confirms the technological theory, reframing the Ark as a “golden piece of equipment” that functioned as a giant capacitor. However, just as he begins to address its current location, he abruptly cuts the tension by “stubbing his toe,” leaving the mystery of the artifact’s physical coordinates unsolved while grounding the high-stakes conspiracy in a moment of relatable, clumsy comedy.
Image: x1952-208, Moses and Joshua in the Tabernacle, Artist: Tissot, Photographer: John Parnell, Photo © The Jewish Museum, New York (Photo by James Tissot via Wikimedia Commons)
Source: RD (via GT), "Put your questions here so Reptiliandude can find them!" r/reptiliandude, Reddit, (28 June 2017) https://www.reddit.com/r/reptiliandude/comments/6jvn4t/put_your_questions_here_so_reptiliandude_can_find/
Garbotalk: What happened to the ark of the covenant?
Is it in Africa protected by some priests or in the Vatican protected by the Catholic Church?
Does it contain the 10 commandments or the capacitor used by Egyptians as part of their pyramid light show that also served as an electrical weapon?
Reptiliandude: What Ark?
You mean that golden piece of equipment that functioned as a giant capacitor?
I have no ide…..stubs toe OUCH!
Garbotalk: LOL!
