ALIENS OVERVIEW
The Rural Abduction Paradox: Zealotry and Evidence
In this conversation, the users discuss the legitimacy and logistics of alien abductions, with reptiliandude suggesting that these incidents are more frequent than the public realizes. He argues that extraterrestrials intentionally target rural populations, banking on the idea that “religious zealotry” and a lack of critical thinking will naturally discredit any survivor testimonies. The dialogue takes a humorous turn when the group debates the physical evidence of these encounters; reptiliandude mocks the victims’ failure to secure tangible proof—like an “ash tray” or alien alloy—while garbotalk quips about the absurdity of a chain-smoking alien and the satisfying prospect of “bonking” an abductor with their own furniture.
ALIENS OVERVIEW
The Rural Abduction Paradox: Zealotry and Evidence
In this conversation, the users discuss the legitimacy and logistics of alien abductions, with reptiliandude suggesting that these incidents are more frequent than the public realizes. He argues that extraterrestrials intentionally target rural populations, banking on the idea that “religious zealotry” and a lack of critical thinking will naturally discredit any survivor testimonies. The dialogue takes a humorous turn when the group debates the physical evidence of these encounters; reptiliandude mocks the victims’ failure to secure tangible proof—like an “ash tray” or alien alloy—while garbotalk quips about the absurdity of a chain-smoking alien and the satisfying prospect of “bonking” an abductor with their own furniture.
Image: Alien, abduction, alien abduction, human experiment (Photo by Robystarm07 via Wikimedia Commons)
Source: RD (via GT), "Put your questions here so Reptiliandude can find them!" r/reptiliandude, Reddit, (28 June 2017) https://www.reddit.com/r/reptiliandude/comments/6jvn4t/put_your_questions_here_so_reptiliandude_can_find/
8675309jenny_jenny: Are alien abductions as common as people claim or is it another terrestrial entity doing the snatching?
reptiliandude: It’s actually more common that people think.
And admittedly, such abductions are preferred among rural areas where people aren’t renowned for their critical thinking skills, but rather for their religious zealotry.
Such characteristics undermine their testimonies by default.
Well, that and they’re so scared of the ‘demonic’ aliens that they always forget to grab an ash tray, or anything made of an alloy that could lend credence to their abduction.
garbotalk: “Ash tray” is metaphorical I assume. Aliens aren’t stupid enough to smoke, as we do, correct?
reptiliandude: What do you think? Am I really getting this good at metaphors?
garbotalk: I’m imagining some wheezy, coughing alien with a cigarette hanging off his mouth telling some human to sit still while blood is drawn.
I’d not only grab the ashtray, I’d bonk the alien who abducted me with it.
