CookieStarBurst: /u/reptiliandude is there anyplace that you advise we share this information too? Any places on reddit in particular you think a hard link should be shared too? Should we go about an email chain and share it all? Do you think word of mouth is the best method of sharing this information?

reptiliandude (Admin): An email chain? Ugh… no way, I hate those. That smacks of religious proselytizing or something as equally distasteful, doesn’t it? I don’t think that sharing it on Reddit is a good idea either. Reddit is a moldy terrarium for ‘group-think.’ It is a cave for nihilists and atheists who can’t socialize without being bound to their compartmentalizations as well as a guano splattered haven for social justice cultists who ‘feel’ facts. If something is uncomfortable and doesn’t mesh into their feel good flow-chart it is assailed without thought or consideration. Both of these types breed Lynch mobs of fat-headed neophytes and embittered social outcasts who foster archivists hellbent on character assassination. Having never really accomplished anything they take great delight in ruining other people’s lives over imagined slights. You have to be careful. Since I’m no longer bound to an auditor’s rule book I’ll put some reasonable advice in this matter up to assist in your endeavors before I leave.

CookieStarBurst: Much appreciation, and thanks. Our gratitude is immense. Your last line leads me to believe you will have a signing off post of sorts with details including what you have mentioned. Many thanks for any insights you can give outside you work, as well as inside. Lets enjoy a campfire, and some brew when the ‘wall’ comes down, eh?

CookieStarBurst: > “It is a cave for nihilists and atheists who can’t socialize without being bound to their compartmentalizations as well as a guano splattered haven for social justice cultists who ‘feel’ facts. If something is uncomfortable and doesn’t mesh into their feel good flow-chart it is assailed without thought or consideration. Both of these types breed Lynch mobs of fat-headed neophytes and embittered social outcasts who foster archivists hellbent on character assassination.” Sounds like a copy and paste from your report 🤔

reptiliandude (Admin): Crafty monkey…

explorer1357: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED Hahaha sorry i just couldnt help it lmao

garbotalk: Oh dear! I hope there’s a ” and yet…” in there.

reptiliandude (Admin): You think that’s bad… I’ll give you a few choice ‘excerpts…’

“The ubiquitousness of their centralized banking systems and their fiat currencies represent a clear statement that they value neither self-determination, nor self-rule.”

 

“As the experimental republic phase nears its end, let it be submitted to the record that this auditor’s opinion is that the very concept of stewardship is unknown and even rejected by the species as a whole.”

 

“It has been proven repeatedly that despite the initial successes of the upstarts and criminals who were transferred across the sea, that given enough time peasantry is preferred to citizenship.”

 

“The average hominid’s interest is in neither personal responsibility nor accountability—save to raise their conditions above the most abject poverty—the caveat to this lowly station’s acceptance being continued access to that which satiates their basest desires and to provisional distractions.”

 

“It is this auditor’s recommendation that the plans for obligatory and permanent registration continue in earnest, and the global power structure be redifined according to the margins declared at our last conference.”

 

“These hominids do not meet the criteria for any measure of deference whatsoever. Quite to the contrary, rapid depopulation is recommended for both the protection, preservation and continued access to quality product.” ///. I’ve spared you the worst. Having said that, I have provided you with the direction you need to go to liberate yourselves from our grasp on this world. Learn to speak using particle entanglement and crash our market with a new classification which cannot be argued against, as it is clear by our legal statutes. We shall be forced to address this in a public fashion. As for the contagions, they shall be two-fold: one enjoys forbearance in the human digestive tract while the other clings to a particular polymer used as ‘currency.’ You’ve got your own problems with a third wielded by would be kings who want to bring up a pestilence of the past and slap it on US currency. That’s on you.

garbotalk: Blinks You are siding with the Consortium? After everything? I can’t breathe.

reptiliandude (Admin): I’m doing my job. My job is two-fold. To act as an auditor on behalf of the Society and to offer my unbiased recommendations to the Consortium. My status in the Society allowed me to provide you with the direction to liberate yourselves from this quarantine without either reproach or penalty. You’re welcome, by the way.

garbotalk: You’re giving comfort to our enemies and emboldening their murderous plans. For this you flew through the mouth of stars to follow the leanings of the child? YOU are calling us product!

reptiliandude (Admin): Those plans would have continued with or without my input. I told you two years ago that my presence here was simply posting a business notice as was required by our legal statutes. I acted in this role on behalf of the Society to notify you of additional rights and responsibilities you had, should you choose to squelch our activities. And you are a long ways away from unifying and accomplishing that, if ever. My recommendation is that this world be placed under new management before you destroy yourselves. Or haven’t you looked around at the state of current affairs lately?

reptiliandude (Admin): I am fulfilling my contractual obligations. And you are product. My work on behalf of the Society was to enlighten you so that you could raise yourselves above that ignominious distinction. I’m neither here to lead you, nor to play the role of some interstellar savior, I’m just here to do my job. And part of that job was to point you in the direction of where the weakest part of your cage is. Now escape it if you can.

dogsdontfly: He’s following the bureaucratic red tape that he has to. As it currently stands, we are product. He has to play by some of the rules, whether we like them or not, to get anything done. Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, and render unto God what is God’s. And, when applied to the majority of the population, do you really disagree with his assessment?

Rufustar: Oh, that really reminds me of our government’s objectivity. I guess me and my fellow people will do WHAT we CAN, while watching how God plays along for the lols. Thank You for Your effort, however I wish You one day to be born as a human with amnesia. Playing human level expert gets more interesting than Battlefield.

garbotalk: This is not on God. It’s on those He gave free will to make choices, and they chose to enslave and harvest us. They have their own judgement coming and it won’t be pretty.

dogsdontfly: Thank you.

explorer1357: I just realized the criminals and upstarts referred to America? The freedom loving and gun toting country is now proving to be a failure by all these emotional crying, dildo carrying, government loving, peasants?? Ahh…just what I needed to layer on top of my already angry mood…

DankNethers: America and Australia. Don’t forget our unruly Cousin on the other side of the globe. At the very least they know how to live their lives properly.

explorer1357: Nah they dont count theyre an overglorified island hahaha.

ACuriousHumanBeing: How many continents are there? Eh, Australians are fucking brave. Such a deadly island, yet humble people (though they would do well to treat the aboriginal people better.)

DankNethers: Fair assessment. Burdened by debt and beset by the irrational fear of our neighbors, we slaves can hope for little more succor than a hard drink and a warm hearth to return to after a long day working at the feet of our betters. But what would you have us do? Sacrifice small creature comforts, the safety of our family and a predictable (albeit stultifying) future for little more than a hope? As for the legal consequences of your audit, well… I think that might help more than a few hobbits Bilbo out of their plight. As opening up our world to elves and orcs will compel even the most meager to test their might.

suddenlysnowedinn: while the other clings to a particular polymer used as ‘currency.’ Is this how chipping will be broadly introduced? Fear of credit cards being contaminated? It makes sense. Card readers would be a good way to spread disease. Cash is all well and good, but few people use it consistently anymore. Card readers, on the other hand, are ubiquitous. Well fuck me. This is beginning to seem like a lost cause. Mindless hedonism, here I come. Edit: I read deeper into the thread, and my mind was put somewhat at ease. I won‘t pretend that I see how all of the pieces fit together. The more I learn, the more disgusted I am with what has become of our species. Or perhaps it’s what we’ve always been, and I’m only now beginning to see us for what we are. I’m just too exhausted for optimism at the moment. I pray that Christ will give me the strength to play whatever part I am meant to have in all this.

PrincipledInvestor: So RD, after all this, your recommendation is for billions of us to be murdered by horrific diseases and the rest of us to be compelled to have the mark of the beast?

reptiliandude (Admin): Is that what you’re calling it? Well, if you remain classified as ‘beasts’ then it would stand to reason that the mark by virtue of its name might have a hidden meaning behind it, no? If you do not learn to use particle entanglement to speak in real time and continue to rely upon the electromagnetic spectrum for all your communications and have no sustainable or actual value to your currency, you shall remain ‘beasts.’ That is how you are classified by our legal statutes. It’s like how we used the sandal strap (ankh) to designate levels of sentience among primates in a language understood by all who stumbled upon the knowledge of your existence. So, if you mark yourselves accordingly in a valueless currency you shall solidify your position as ‘beasts.’ You seem determined to this course and my opinion is that your only value to the Consortium is that of whatever may be taken from you to extend the lives of those less bent on destruction of themselves and their world at their own hands. You are the unworthy stewards of a world which you wouldn’t have been even able to claim as your own had your frontal lobes not been jury rigged to ask questions. Or, in other words somewhat less palatable to some, “…to know both good and evil.” Even now, the most applauded members of your sciences deny the existence of free-will and claim that evil is simply another social construct. Thus, is your wisdom foolishness to us, your sexuality perverse, and your loyalties built upon sandy foundations that wash away at the slightest storm. Rather your question should be, why doesn’t the planet herself simply shake you off like lice? My recommendations per my contract are to observe and to declare what is best for the Consortium and what will encourage further development of this world and its resources for the benefit of investors and all concerned. And that is precisely what I have done. I didn’t come this far to waste time and resources hanging out with some smelly idiot beating out his frustrations in a drum circle at an interstellar Occupy event. We are neither here to babysit you nor to provide you with a free lunch program. You want your freedom, then take the advice I gave you here and run with it. Or debate whether or not it’s true for the next forty years or so… But by then, good luck buying even a Slim Jim in your ‘Oh, so much more convenient…’ cashless society. Freedom doesn’t come without a price tag that has to be paid. Of all the creatures which I’ve spoken to, I’ve always felt that at least humans would be the ones to get that as necessary part of their survival. Now, I look around at all this borrowed tech and then back at you and it’s just pathetic.

PrincipledInvestor: You predicted The One will return and punish those complicit in chipping us. How is that best for the Consortium?

reptiliandude (Admin): Now you’re getting it. Crafty monkey. Sometimes, there’s nothing sweeter than the term, ‘Under New Management.’

garbotalk: And that new management that you recommend is the Assembly who will stop them, by the sword, if I recall correctly. Thank you, Sticky Beak. You made my mascara run.

reptiliandude (Admin): Oh, it gets better… I’m a Surrogate now. Which means that eventually I’ll be able to look right into the shocked eyes of Ael’Kayeen Senators and say something like this…

garbotalk: 🤣

reptiliandude (Admin): “ Never open your mouth… till you know what the shot is…”

explorer1357: Thats what I told her last night.

garbotalk: I’ve yelled at one myself. It was cathartic.

reptiliandude (Admin): I really like Al Pacino. The noise of the subway train as his rage reaches a crescendo is a work of art.

Ask_me_4_some_Karma: Define, “I am a surrogate now”

DestinyAcension: Legend.

explorer1357: Hahaha lol this is like some crazy roller coaster. Good guy turns bad, then turns out he turned ‘bad’ because he was still the good guy!!! I LOVE IT!!

ACuriousHumanBeing: Indeed. Is your society hoping to avoid also being put under new management? Or perhaps more precisely, avoiding being audited itself, as you have indicated?

garbotalk: So the mark of the beast, chipping, is our acceptance of this Consortium classification, in which we lose legal opportunity to ascend to the next stage of development and remain beasts. Or, we could reject the mark, quit cooperating with the Siriv who will implement it, and instead answer the beacon to claim our legal rights providing for our independence. Thus, your audit is to give us an opportunity to put up or shut up. It reminds me of when Jesus said to Judas in John 13:27. “As soon as Judas took the bread, Satan entered into him. So Jesus told him, ‘What you are about to do, do quickly.'” He knew the forces of evil intended for His life to be taken. He didn’t stop them, though He could have, had He wanted to preserve His life instead of sacrificing it for us. You’re telling the Consortium the same thing, do what you’re going to do. You won’t stop them since you know you can’t stop them. Even if your audit said to stop what they were doing, it wouldn’t stop them. You don’t have that kind of power or authority. We must step forward and answer the beacon. We must call upon God to intervene and help us. Performing this useless audit that makes no difference anyway was just to provide a legal way to cross the quarantine and sound the alarm for us, wasn’t it? I prayed very hard to get this understanding of that which appears on the surface to be indefensible.

PrinceWizdom: It’s easier for some to work when they are beyond the veil, unconstrained by a meatsuit…

reptiliandude: No comment.

reptiliandude (Admin): Performing this useless audit that makes no difference anyway was just to provide a legal way to cross the quarantine and sound the alarm for us, wasn’t it? Thank you for still trusting me, despite my cruel words, my friend. I could not in good conscience recommend anything that would lead to compromise or conciliation anyways. It would only extend the occupation and your continued exploitation. I therefore recommended that they continue with their plans. It is after all, the shortest distance between two points—and their undoing. Although to your arrogant new kings, your deliverance would be impossible and the trouble I went through to bear this message to you… nothing short of madness. But I know that none save a fool lights a candle only to place a box over it.

garbotalk: You put me through the ringer yesterday. You really did. When I read your recommendation, my throat literally closed up. I couldn’t breathe. I started sobbing and wondered how I could be so mislead. It made no sense whatsoever. I finally welled up and sobbed like I did when my mother died. I begged God to help me understand. I couldn’t fathom it. Your explanations weren’t sufficient. I needed clarity. Online, people were messaging me, “Fuck him!” “Hes just trolling us!” Or sadly feeling overwhelmed and looking to me to explain it to them. Customers were calling me too and I sucked up my snot and tried to carry on a conversation. “You must have allegies!” the customer noted. I probed you for more information. You were dancing as fast as you could. I literally felt you implore me to understand what you were not saying, but intending. Then XXX called, pissed, confused, shocked. I immediately began defending you. I tried to explain that you have to straddle the fence in order to gain permission to say anything at all. That you were fighting for us. That the Consortium wanted a plague that would kill indiscrimantly, but the Naigaje convinced them to make it a punishment for perversion or promiscuity like AIDS instead, sparing honorable people. He was not fully convinced. You recommended our death and chipping. We hung up. Then you said, “Those plans would have occurred with or without my input,” and it clicked. I remembered Jesus sending Judas on his way to do what he was going to do. And you were doing the same thing. Your audit was a ruse to get the legal permission to talk to us and warn us. All these delays and dragging out you did to give us the time to help us process, to help me process. The meetings, the forms, the reports, the reviews, the downloads, the verifications that you hadn’t broken the rules. All delay tactics. How exhausting that must have been for you! Then you pissed off the General and thought you’d be hauled back and taken apart so that they could learn to overwrite too…all so you could warn us, even if it meant your life. I’m so sorry for doubting you even for a moment. You’ve been through too much to stop and become a Consortium shill now. And then I understood what “new management” meant…the Assembly. You were telling your own and the rest of the Consortium that you were recommending that they step down and turn the reigns over to the Assembly, and the One, even if it meant they would be judged. Thank you, RD. I’m crying again, but they’re happy, grateful tears. XXX texted me, “Well I feel better after his ‘no comments.’ You?” I do indeed feel better. I thanked God for giving me clarity. I thank you for hanging in there with me, even when I get angry and emotional. Deep breath!

Firstladytree: I have always been the kind of person who cannot see another crying without shedding a tear of my own. But this is the first time I have read about someone crying and actually cried myself. We will get through all of this and your emotions and RD’s work will have meaning. It all has to. #faith

garbotalk: Your empathy is your greatest strength, and mine. 🤗

reptiliandude (Admin): Bear in mind that when the One on this world said he was the ‘bread of life’ and that people needed to eat that bread, there was no small amount of freaking out either. Those of us who sally back and forth between fractal veil have to chose the lesser of two evils at times. But that’s only because the ones who supply the pieces and the board for this game like to cheat—a lot. Im truly sorry to have put you through that, but again—it is the shortest distance between two points—all things being ‘relative.’

garbotalk: There is a calling from God’s Holy Spirit within that encourages our path and guides our footsteps, if we but choose to listen. Some are called to step forward and warn, sharing truth that shines like a beacon. Some are called to sacrifice to help others. Some are called to fight the evil that corrupts as it spreads. We all have different gifts and strengths. But we all have something to offer. Thanks to those from all species willing to step up for humanity. We may never meet, but God sees you and will bless you for honoring Him through your mercy for those of us in need. Evil may seem to win the battle, but God never loses the war.

explorer1357: Nah man you did good I support you even though you dont really care about my views on you, I really hope they put their plans in overdrive and get this party started, the sooner it starts, the sooner it ends. Time to stop playing games, hope for the best, prepare for the worst, and show these bastards that we will go down swinging, and in the end the One will teach them another much due lesson…

explorer1357: im having trouble, as usual, understanding this. Oh and thanks for explaining the expressive survival thing I asked earlier. ‘A snake approacheth’ HAHAHA that cracked me up. But true, true… So this ‘bread’ – was it literally bread, or was he advocating some sort of holy cannibalism??

reptiliandude (Admin):